Dyas grease pushes $200k - guaranteed to run - update

Tom Dyas stands to be chair of the Municipal Finance Authority of B.C.

But there's a catch. He was elected to the position by his fellow MFA trustees, all of whom must be sitting members of municipal councils around B.C. "I look forward to working with members" drooled Dyas. It was shortly after this that Dyas shared his new genius on borrowing to support his ever rising spending.

The outgoing MFA chair received $27,805 last year. Dyas is paid $145,200, plus $22,247 as one of 6 Kelowna appointees to the Central Okanagan Regional District board of directors.

Dyas stands to collect $195,252 before expenses next year. Dyas said in January he would say in March whether he would seek a second term, but he hasn’t said anything since. Only a strong bolt of lightning from Thor himself could stop an over the hill sous chef like Tom Dyas from seeking a second term.

In other news, Dorky Dyas can't be relied upon to flip a coin. His attempt failed, landing in the turf on edge. Leave it to Tom Dyas to turn another of his many failures into a staged photo op. One must note the withered, grampa noodle arms of Tom Dyas.